band aid it

to apply a band aid on a cut scratch or scrape

your cut looks pretty bad maybe you should band aid it

by zerordie323 August 5, 2006

Band aid

noun - using a female for the night, after breaking up with your girl, and then throwing her away

I need a band aid to help this little wound I have.

by tomcat3825 April 21, 2011

Nut Band

1. When a guy puts a rubber band around his penis while jerking off for longer erections

"Hey try this nut band It really makes a splooge valcano"

by Definition Dicktionary December 9, 2016

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Band nerd

Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.

He’s such a band nerd that’s like his only personality trait

by chicken strip joe April 10, 2020

Tea Bands

Euphemism for the bindings of marijuana bricks.

The bricks were so fat the tea bands could barely hold them together

by Backlash1818 September 24, 2018

Band girl

Girls who can blow hard. She has big lungs and a big personality. When she walks by all the guys stare. She's also fabulous with dirty jokes.

See her? She's obviously a band girl.

by Boo1124 February 12, 2021