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bareback steveing

When you get so drunk , you have unprotected sex with male or female and you sober up you get really worried because you don't know if you caught as std.
Dude, I need to go to the clinic, I went bareback steveing last night.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 18, 2020
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Steve Ouimette

To do something ridiculously hard with incredible ease and/or to make it look incredibly easy.
Other person: *Climbs up Mt Everest with nothing but a broken twig and a sandwich in the space of a minute*
Me: Damn, you really Steve Ouimetted (Pronounced Wee-Mayd) that.
by Vixter Frerard January 31, 2014
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Minecraft Steve

when you mine someone's eyeballs out then twerk on the eyeless dude likes theres no tomorrow
"Hey man! Why'd you Minecraft Steve my gf?"

"Idk i was bored."
by Jung Yeoka June 6, 2022
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Broda Steve

A name for a white male walking in a sketchy neighborhood, while wearing work attire clothing. Also a name to call a white male that you think is a cocaine dealer.
“Aye, look over there Broda Steve is walking down the street.”
by ShowJokes October 16, 2020
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Steve's Law

Any debate of any minority in the public eye, will eventually lead to the person with an opposing opinion being labeled as anti-minority (e.g. racist, feminist) by the person that can't backup their opinion outside of feelings.
Me: You know, I really don't like the affordable care act, I'd prefer to have an actual choice in my health care.
You: But the affordable care act provides healthcare to millions of people.
Me: Well, most of those were people already enrolled in medicare programs. Do you know how many people have lost health care or have had increased premiums as a result of Affordable Care laws?
You: You're just a racist.
Me: You've invoked Steve's Law and have forfeited the argument.
by McSteve May 15, 2015
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Minecraft Steve

A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
by some guy in the internet January 7, 2022
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Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."
by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021
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