The age rangers

Fetus one minute to human development
Unborn one lunar day to 10 lunar months
Newborn the time of coming out to a full day
Baby 1 day-3day
Infant 4day-11months

Tiny tot 1-2
Toddler 1-5
Kid 1-7
Child 4-7
Pre tween 5-7
Newly teen 8-14
Teeny bopper teens 8-11
Early teens 8-9
Young teens 15-18
Junior teens 14-17
Miniature teens 9-10
Pre teens 10-12

Tweens 9-14
Teens 8-19
Adolescents 10-19
Pre adolescents 8-9

Pre adults 10-20
Post teens 20-26
Young adults 16-19
Adults 21-death
Old adults 70-79
Elderlys 60-66
Pre seniors 80-99
Seniors 100-death
Dying 60 last minutes to 1 second

Die 2 hours-33 days
Pre death 2 seconds
Death already dead
Post death 19 years to 23 years
Heaven a moment with God to eternity
Hell the moment with the devil to eternity

These are all the age ranges you will be in your life time. So in the moment of living what age range are you? So the age rangers are these age rangers.

by 459395 January 30, 2022

Mighty Morphin Powder Ranger

Term used to describe a person who partakes in the usage of cocaine or other powdered control substances.

Also can be used as a term to describe Caucasian people.

Becky and the rest of the Mighty Morphin Powder Rangers be sucking and fucking for that booger sugar.

by Teddygrams254 February 17, 2023

The Jade Range

The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.

She cheated on me so I pulled The Jade Range on her bitch ass!

by Foodboi May 5, 2023

Rectum Ranger

(noun) Someone who rapes another person in the ass.

Other examples include "Butt pirate" and "Ass Explorer

-"I was attacked by a large, creepy, rectum ranger."

by Chili_Dawg June 26, 2006

rang

It is a circular piece of jewelry that goes on the finger. A circle of some sort. To seriously choke someone, in other words to pull a HOMER, as in Homer choking Bart.

That is a nice rang on yo finger.

I am going to rang yo neck if you don't stop playing with me.

by Kelshall March 19, 2008

Ranga Slutter

An Australian-originating word meaning: red-headed slut.

Mike: "Hey Joe, what's your sister's name?"
Joe: Her name is Jessica!
Mike: Last night while I was doing her in the butthole I referred to her as a 'ranga slutter.'

by Tankums September 29, 2008

New York Rangers

really "the shittiest" hockey team in new york. they have a good goaltender, and two new players (gaborik, and yokinen). both 1 year players!!!!!!!!!!!.... their fans usually think their hott shit. but really they are all talk. and they all know well kick their ass. the islanders will rape them when they recover their players from injury.

islanders fans get more ass
ranger fans are usually of jewish religion.

Hey look at that New York Rangers fan over their. look at his curls

girl: Yeah, hes probably jewish.

boy: ***punches him in face***

by RangersSuck10111 April 11, 2010