Random

Something that makes NO GODDAMN SENSE and is used in the middle of a sentence with no context. Also associated with memes, YouTube, and kids.

Randy: I know the most random phrase ever. Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters

by IdiotSquadSenpai March 12, 2017

random/10

Meaning that what was just said was random

I rate that random/10

by Henry April 10, 2005

Random

Something out of the blue aka random

A man: A like DINO NUGGIES!!
Another man: Well that was random.

by Randomia November 3, 2021

Random

Hi Guys that wouldn't open my grandma that my resume in an old group so the video and audio no longer have my resume of your miata is the same way that you won't give time at home now I won't see what it's an email so I can hack accounts and we have an easter that wouldn't open my bike ok with your miata on toyota corolla 1995 turned into a 69hp helicopter

Bananas, Lasagna and Potatoes: None of these words are random.
Im So RaNdOm AnD QuIrKy LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

by AnotherRetardedTeenager August 11, 2019

blissey please stop typing random shit

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable

Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit

by shinhows May 7, 2024

Random McNally

A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.

In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017