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Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"
by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
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Ceiling Swing Plan

A stupid and chaotic plan, like an actual ceiling swing.
No. Shipping Kinsey and Charles together is a ceiling swing plan
by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022
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best-lathed plans

OCD-level-created intentions for working with materials in a machine shop.
Da best-lathed plans can go awry if either yer work-order specs are off by one digit, or yer equipment is even slightly outta whack.
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
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Lesson plan

This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen
Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener”

New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”

Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”
by Cucumbro January 16, 2021
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Build Planning

The term a Tesla Sales Advisor uses to fend off their customers who have been waiting for their car orders much longer than the Tesla Configurator promised/estimated upon order.
Michael: Hello there sir, my car was supposed to be here in June but it's now September and I have a blank date on my account page, could I please get any update on my order? I have already worn out 5 pairs of shoes walking 30 miles to work every day.
SA: Sure thing Michael, stand by one minute as I check my secret portal for more information than what is shown on your account page. Good news Michael, looks like your car is currently in the Build Planning stage so you should be a receiving a VIN at any moment now! I'm sorry about your shoes. Any chance you would be interested in going solar while you wait???
by Ramphex July 28, 2021
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plan aa

A person who you've developed a crush on, but 'plan' is in the name because you have another crush. It's basically their code name.
Oh my god. Plan AA just half-hugged me.
by yoongae September 17, 2017
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Five-Year Plan

A five year programme generally made with the purpose of revolutionary rapid industrialisation, modernisation and mechanisation of a national economy and internal market. Comes with the side effect of famine and goolags.
It's time to launch our first Five-Year Plan to kickstart the banana manufacturing industry.
by CGmac June 29, 2025
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