Nose battle

When the car in the lane next to you slowly speeds up ever so slightly that the front of the car is ahead of you, then you speed up, then he speeds up again.

This douche bag was trying to challenge me in a nose battle on the highway today.

by slut1234 August 16, 2009

nose-underwire

When a mask 😷 that is worn to protect others from getting airborne illnesses is worn UNDER your nose.

“Wish that dipshit would fix their nose-underwire so I don’t get sick!”

by Dump-Trump 2020 September 13, 2020

jersey nose

Rampant pollutants/filth/mold/other allergens in the air in New Jersey cause residents (and visitors of more than a year) to have constant allergies all year.

Oh you're sick in September? Bet it's just that Jersey Nose!

by purplemurple September 20, 2013

nose muff

Small patch of hair left above the vagina to warm the nose of the person going down onna female

"It was a cold night out but Karen warmed my nose with her nose muff. "

by K o F September 29, 2019

nose typing

when you use your nose instead of your fingers to type. almost always comes out as a random jumble of letters that don't at all resemble what you meant to say.

Nose Typing: 89 np09kife3b5690 bt5gfr8debvgd3eu7trhyj6ghy9ere3

What I wanted to say (Translation): i love typing with my nose

by 625amk November 24, 2009

Bit on the nose

- Sus

OR

- Smelly/Stinky

Oh that Edward, he's a bit on the nose

by MollFactoryRacing November 19, 2020

truckers nose

a nose that is so big that you could shove apples up it

that girls truckers nose was so big that you could shove apples up it

by smartperson1234567654321 August 21, 2013