Definition-duellist

Someone who always brings up dictionary definitions to aid them in arguments on the internet.

A subclass of the keyboard-warrior who has studied and mastered the art of using-google-no-jutsu.

Step 1: Analyse the definitions of every single word of your opponent's argument.

Step 2: As soon as you find a mistake like a misused word, copy-paste the definition as your argument, invalidating everything your opponent just said and making them look stupid.

Step 3 (optional): Decorate and personalize your copy-pasted definition to give it your own flair.

Example A: 'Insert definition'. Just keep your mouth shut if you don't even know what you're talking about.

Example B: Hey, I totally see where you're coming from, but 'insert correction your opponent'.
'Insert definition'.
Don't worry, we all make mistakes!

Step 4: You won. We're using the second definition of won, since you didn't actually win anything in the sense of gaining. You can't even feel smart because you literally just used Google. But hey, that is the curse of being a true Definition-duellist.

by LiterallyDyingRNUwU December 27, 2020

name definitions

if i see another another name definition on here i am literally going to explode

troll that writes name definitions: billyshrub is the kindest person you'll ever meet. he is super cool and-
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP

by billyshrub July 6, 2023

Definition

A statement of the exact same meaning, especially in a dictionary.
The degree of distinctness in outline of an object, image or sound.

Person 1: no.
Person 2: definition of definition.
Person 56: ok.

by thewiseoldcow April 20, 2023

Racist Definition

A definition created on urbandictionary by an edgelord.

Aka me. I'm sorry for defining racist stuff, please spare me yall i hope to live another day tommorow

A black person: This mf making racist definitions, we gotta bomb his house

2pacalypse DDoS tool: 123 Sesame Street

A black person: *calls gang*

1 week later

"WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!"

Ohh. Naggers, of course. : I'M SORRY

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. January 25, 2025

spamming new definitions

what im doing right now

spamming new definitions is fun

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

Definition

I'm mean you hear this motherfucker saying that if "you listen deeply enough you can hear the voice of God," That's still just YOU. You projecting yourself onto the book. Your will.

Hym "You want to know Jordan Peterson's real and secret definition of psychopath? It's the man who does not fear God. Loser? Anyone who won't dance for the creature's amusement. Coward? Anyone who won't let God punish them. He doesn't actually care whether or not God is ontologically real. He believes that all people need to be subordinate to some "higher-order abstraction", Adam. God is just a euphemism to him. So, "the collective good" or "humanity". And he's perfectly willing to speak for it. And anyone who ISN'T subordinate to said "higher-order abstraction" IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED. It's just implicit theocracy. And I know what you're thinking. "BUT I'M AN ATHEIST!" But do you believe in some sort of greater good? That's the SAME THING TO HIM. 'God' isn't 'God' to Jordan Peterson. God is whatever he needs it to be to justify doing whatever he wants."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Oops! This definition already exists

the worst message you can see on urban dictionary

some other assholes took my definition, so this site has the nerve to say: Oops! this definition already exists

by Youngboyonpornhub November 26, 2023