He's a selfish asshole who thinks the world revolves around him. He only cares about sex. But he has a great sense of humor.
by Jenna Bryant January 31, 2017
Get the michaelmug. lazy asf, and plays video games all the time and has great hair and amazing taste in shoes and is terrible in bed.
fuck that nigga michael
by hejdjfufifi September 15, 2015
Get the michaelmug. by Butter3d March 3, 2018
Get the michaelmug. The sexiest guy in the world and is much better then his other brother who's name also starts with a M. Michael is the best at sports and has a ugly brother. Michael also has a nick name which is Mikey. Michael is extremely sexy and every girl wants to be his girlfriend. Michael is good at every thing and is extreme and lives on the edge. But most of all he is SEXY
by Sammy6789 September 10, 2016
Get the michaelmug. If a girl is called a michael she is most likely to have never had a boyfriend and looks like a fish. The fish she might look like is a pranah because she has a big mouth and could swallow anything. She has a huge mouth for sucking dick but her looks ruin it for her. You do not want to be called a Michael.
"This so true about the definition of michael"
by BeanerNIGHT February 28, 2010
Get the michaelmug. fur: michael is my massage man
ellz: hold up lemme have a word with him
*michael runs into a forest*
Fur: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
ellz: hold up lemme have a word with him
*michael runs into a forest*
Fur: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
by Hxwellz October 15, 2020
Get the michaelmug. "michael jackson go hehee"
by Amikko yuygfdghjn September 10, 2020
Get the michaelmug.