Mecrophiliac

1. Is the term for someone who has sex with car tail pipes.
2. Sexual attraction to cars mufflers.

"I heard Jim was a Mecrophiliac! Yeah he boned my car the other day"

by BlahBlahItsJoshBlahBlah January 11, 2010

metrosexual

straight male with close ties to urban life and vanity. Also has narcistic tendancies and slight homosexual overtones. Also look at: pansy, sissy mary, panty waist, candy ass, fairy

Enrique Iglesias, Dave Beckham and anyone who: wears pink shirts, can't live with themselves if they wear white tube socks, uses the word "coutour", and crosses their legs so their knees touch

by Dr. Know It ALL November 30, 2003

mecrob

to rub seman/sperm on a person's cock "dick buffer"

used to insult a person most likley male

like calling someone gay

u stupid mecrob go home we hate you

by serjvolta February 5, 2007

Metrosexual

Someone who enjoys sexual intercourse with Geo Metros.

I think that Geo is hot, does that make me a metrosexual?

by car freak October 7, 2003

Metrosexual

No, no, no, no, NO! You are all wrong! none of the definitions of "metrosexual" in UD are correct!

A metrosexual is a man or a woman that will only agree to commit sexual intercourse if it's inside or in the immediate vicinity of a metro.

*while on a subway*

Guy 1: Omg, did you see that? we just passed two people having sex!

Guy 2: No big deal, they are just metrosexuals.

by Fruitfly July 21, 2012

matronation

Matronation is a state of ignoring reality while arguing and fighting over trivial things. A person in a state of matronation is usually a troll or an Internet nag.

She would never discuss the topic at hand, all she wanted to do is argue, her matronation makes everyone sick.

by TIZReporter October 16, 2005

metrosexual

A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!

A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products!

by Silky Smooth May 4, 2004