gooch

A scuff or large mark on previously shined boots caused by someone else stepping on them.

Front rank: sorry for gooching your boots
Rear rank: you ruined my shine, man

by evilmilk June 29, 2025

Gooch

The area of skin between your ballsack and butthole.

Tickle my Gooch until it chafes

by Funny3 April 19, 2024

Gooch grabber

A person who sneaks from behind in the army crawl position to an unsuspecting victim and grabs the gooch skin, squeezes, tickles, then smells their fingers which were used on the gooch.

There’s a reason why we call Alex the ”gooch grabber” and it’s the same reason why we have locks on the bathroom stalls.

by Yacomistemipito May 31, 2023

Gooched

To fuck something up or otherwise fail at an basic task. A term used typically by Canadians.

You: "Aw man, I always burn my fries when I make them!"
Your friend: "Lol, you fucking gooched it"

by atarirob2 June 12, 2017

Gooch scooch

The thing that dogs do

Dave had an itch so he gooch scooched to the bedroom

by Thatskaterkid August 02, 2022

Gooch Bracken

A patch of overgrown pubic hair found on the perineum of a man or a woman.

"Dude this girl had so much Gooch Bracken I couldn't even bear to cross the bridge to Trumpton!"

by SamBennyfud June 01, 2014

Gargle Gooch

When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises

Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.

Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!

Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise

by ChubbyQween January 30, 2021