Gold Tier Fuckboy

A fuckboy who has a micropenis. Not only that but he has a lot of talk for a kid with the smallest known schlong in the universe.

A big disappointment to the girls who they convince to sleep with them.

Harry: Hey, you know Nick is a gold tier fuckboy right?

Vanessa: What's that?

Harry: He'll tell you he can rock your world with the biggest dick you've ever seen but in reality, he can't because it's a micropenis.

by Assholething1 July 09, 2019

The Island of misfit fuckbois

The place where fuckbois get sent to as an archived spam folder when they slide into someone’s DM’s

Her patience was worn so thin from all the unwanted dick pics she was getting, that she just started sending everyone to the island of misfit fuckbois

by Batmatt44 February 28, 2021

The Island of misfit fuckbois

The place where fuckbois get sent to as an archived spam folder when they slide into someone’s DM’s

Her patience was worn so thin from all the unwanted dick pics she was getting, that she just started sending everyone to the island of misfit fuckbois

by Batmatt44 February 28, 2021

part-time fuckboy

a troubled teen who is a dick 90% of the time but can't fully commit to the fuckery of a fuckboy

That part-time fuckboy is wearing elite socks and his fat ankles are flying out everywhere.

by slutsrock May 08, 2016

fuckboy stink stick

A fuckboy who smells like he hasn’t showered in the last month. But wait there’s more! He also includes know-it-all advice for EVERYTHING,offers to kick your ass but then claims his disability is stopping him, annnnnd finally!! He offers sex,sexting,phone sex,butt sex,face fucking and has no job or career in line for his future!! Here’s a bonus he comes with a hefty child support bill!!

That dude Yancy is a fuckboy stink stick.

by Xboymama0717 November 15, 2018

Fallout Fuckboy

A person who has no life because they continuously talk about and hype about the game Fallout.

"Oh look, here comes the Fallout Fuckboy."
"Sam hasn't come out of the house in 3 days since Fallout 4 came out Tom, what a Fallout Fuckboy."

by Mandika13 November 15, 2015

Resting Fuckboy Face

When someone automatically assumes you're a fuckboy based on your resting facial expression, but you're actually a decent guy means you suffer from resting fuckboy face.

Girl 1: Johnny looks like such a fuckboy, there's no way I'm going to prom with him.
Girl 2: Don't worry, Sarah. He's just got resting fuckboy face.

by Chocolaitchipcookie November 21, 2016