dance cream

When you're dancing so much to the point where undergarments rub against your "parts" too much and you ejaculate

Boy 1: Did you hear that Lisa got dance cream at homecoming?

Boy 2: Seriously? God that must be so embarrassing

by Merrychristmasfucker November 15, 2016

Cream Puff

a big nut after sex

I had a cream puff last night

by Tickygirl June 8, 2018

Cream Show

When working in the bush at piece rate the land is easy to traverse and make money from. Term commonly used in Canada for logging, tree planting, and geophysical data collection.

The Pas was an absolute cream show contract, I made so much money and I was home for Christmas.

by extylerma March 10, 2023

Cream Blast

To cream into a dudes ass and have them fart it out onto your chest.

Mr Selani got dick fucked in the ass and Cream blasted it onto gridsons chest

by GoGoDaddy69 July 22, 2017

ice cream

ice cream in cold

ice cream is not good 4 u

by rosharusasar July 19, 2021

Cream Cork

When semen from a prior ejaculation blocks the urethra, creating a barrier that the urine must break during urination. This can result in multiple streams, usually in different directions.

My buddy John got a cream cork got piss all over my fucking toilet.

by El Guepardo May 1, 2023

cream tie

When cum hits the neck and drips down the chest.

“Dude, it had been so long, when I was masturbating, I totally cream tied myself”

“Bro, I tried to jizz on her tits, but missed and totally gave her a cream tie”

by Bill Simonsonson November 9, 2019