by Juicycracks July 2, 2016
Get the fanny creammug. A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020
Get the Crispy Creammug. by Verysoggywaffle April 14, 2021
Get the Jabbas creammug. A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.
Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.
by Cream Queen December 13, 2020
Get the cream castlemug. An absolute buffoon, That tries to make a valid argument but fails instantly by repeating every damn word.
Cream man: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO?? “omg you are a retard” NO YOU MY G
Sokon4174: k.
Eyebell: can you stop repeating the same lines like a retard?
Sokon4174: k.
Eyebell: can you stop repeating the same lines like a retard?
by Sokon4174 February 18, 2021
Get the cream manmug. When you're dancing so much to the point where undergarments rub against your "parts" too much and you ejaculate
Boy 1: Did you hear that Lisa got dance cream at homecoming?
Boy 2: Seriously? God that must be so embarrassing
Boy 2: Seriously? God that must be so embarrassing
by Merrychristmasfucker November 15, 2016
Get the dance creammug. A phrase used for when a guy looks unbelievably gay. As in he has an ass filled with semen. It can also be used to describe a hoe, who is essentially a sperm dumpster.
by JCan930 July 7, 2011
Get the Taking Creammug.