August 29

1/5 of the best humans born on this day! Liam Payne! ❤

Hey, who's bday is it on August 29 ?

Directioner: 29th August! Liam's bday, of course!

by Larry4eva1d January 4, 2022

August

A guy who died because he was thrown out a window.

Haha remember the guy who got thrown out the window? Oh yeah August

by Shuishiexploding April 4, 2022

Augussy

Someone named Agustin, has a big ass bootie, and likes to twerk with it. He hates being objectified, and can't find love. Also he has a great friend. And love's people names Alejandro.

Damn, Augussy, you are strong and a great fella.

by Noodlespoodless April 18, 2022

August 2

National Shit Day

it’s shit day on august 2

by kakajsj May 30, 2022

August

A tall strapping man. Augusts are known for their ability to make friends and make people feel included. He is known for being the gayest straight man you will meet. He loves to get couples together. Augusts are also fantastic at orienteering. He is always selfless and loves to make jokes. August is always kind and very loyal to friends and family. He will always defends what he believes in. He is a great friend to have.

Girl 1: the guy is amazing at orienteering .
Girl 2: his name is august and he is single and ready to mingle.

by PrincessVespa123456789 June 11, 2022

AUGUST 10th

The most prettiest dumbass people are born on this day . If you are born on this day that means you are the best MF out there and everybody else is a trashy hoe <333

E: Ashley is the best

A: No shit sherlock she was born on august 10th

by Emmah<3333 July 13, 2022

August 27th

National give your partner head day

“Baby- it’s august 27th. You know what that means right?”

by TheOnlyTruthTelller August 17, 2022