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Depression Scale

When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.

The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale

LEVEL ZERO: Good days

Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.

LEVEL ONE: Standard days

Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.

LEVEL TWO: Bad days

Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.

LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown

Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.

LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm

Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.

LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all

Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
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michael scales

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales
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1-10 Female attractiveness scale

The attractiveness of a female on a scale of one through ten.
"Damn, She is hot. A definite 7/10"
"Her beauty can't be described by the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale."
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scales

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet after a sticky poop.
Look at the scales in the toilet. I went poop!
by Cam-da-man March 5, 2022
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Rekt'd-tor Scale

Level of how badly someone gets "Rekt" in a game on a scale of 1-10
Their team is a loosing by five points and its the last quarter of the match! Thats a nine on the "Rekt'd-tor scale".
by DrStrangewolf October 8, 2015
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blood scale

The name that belonged to a true warrior,

misunderstood was he.

he harmed no child nor creature,

the true dovahkiin.
Blood scale would've done that differently....

the true nords of skyrim bow down to blood scale...
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The “Cove” Scale

Forgot rating a person 1 to 10, instead try using the “Cove” scale whenever you are describing how you would rate another person to a friend.

The cove scale is a rating from 1 - 4

1 - I wouldn’t date them and I don’t know why anybody else would.

2 - I wouldn’t date them but I can see why other people would.

3 - I would date them but I can see why other people wouldn’t.

4 - I would date them but I can see why other people would.
Met this girl last night at the club, she was 4 on The “Cove” Scale
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