by Joseph M. Smith April 26, 2023
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Get the serval kitten mug.some kind of people that are actually men using a voice changer or goes on Ome-TV (also a men using filter) and pretends to be your girlfriend because some of y'all can't get one >.<
person A: why are you still single?
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.
by RileyKay May 26, 2024
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Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018
Get the Exploding Kitten mug.A very un-kawaii person that uses discord every day and doesnt get off unless there's something wrong with it. They're usually a 69 y/o man using discord trying to find a e-daddy or their 10 y/o kid trying to get free robux buy using discord.
by E-kitten April 8, 2024
Get the E-kitten mug.When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.
Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.
by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010
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