Skip to main content

Dort kitten

A very gay man who has the physical appearance of a female
who is that over there? "Thats just Dort Kitten"
by Joseph M. Smith April 26, 2023
mugGet the Dort kitten mug.

kitten

she is a kitten
by mr.fiercefierce November 1, 2018
mugGet the kitten mug.

uwu e-kitten

some kind of people that are actually men using a voice changer or goes on Ome-TV (also a men using filter) and pretends to be your girlfriend because some of y'all can't get one >.<
person A: why are you still single?
person B: no I'm not, I have a uwu e-kitten
person A: that still counts as single because it's clear you paid HIM.
by RileyKay May 26, 2024
mugGet the uwu e-kitten mug.

Exploding Kitten

This is when you're having sex with your girlfriend, and when you pull out to finish, her cats enter the room and you accidentally jizz all over her cats.
Friend 1: Last night i was having sex with the girlfriend, but when I pulled out to cum on her chest, her cats got in the way and I got cum all over them.
Friend 2: Sounds like you performed an exploding kitten
by tacocat backwards October 20, 2018
mugGet the Exploding Kitten mug.

E-kitten

A very un-kawaii person that uses discord every day and doesnt get off unless there's something wrong with it. They're usually a 69 y/o man using discord trying to find a e-daddy or their 10 y/o kid trying to get free robux buy using discord.
This is my lovely e-kitten, she makes me so happy and I give her stuff!
by E-kitten April 8, 2024
mugGet the E-kitten mug.

kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.
Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.
by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010
mugGet the kitten snowboard mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email