kurt weed

The worst weed you can possibly get. This is worse than the nastiest brownest dirt weed you can find. Taste like smokin a cactus and will give you a headache like a mother fucker

Guy 1: Hey you wanna smoke some kurt weed?

Guy 2: Hell naw, you can get higher off of tree bark..... I have standards!

by frank1024793 March 19, 2012

ding weeds

Thick brush scattered around a swampy marsh

look at that possum in the ding weeds over there

by Taddy Mason December 6, 2017

pollie weed

that horrible grass that cuts your legs when you run through it. With some varities it cuts you when you slid your finger on it wrong or even walk through it.

guy 1 - Dude! did you attacked by a gang! look at your legs!
guy 2 - No bro - pollie weed
guy 1 - Oh. even worse.

by Winkelchick101 November 22, 2011

Weed aids

The fatal disease you receive for either going anti-clockwise or skipping someone out in a weed circle. Symptoms involve nosebleeds, projectile vomiting and green discharge

"oi don't skip Jake out you'll get weed aids you speck-head

by Maxxxxxam November 23, 2019

Drowning in weed

When you inhale so much bong water and you start choking.

*violently coughs*
Damn bro, was that a big hit?
Nah, just drowning in weed.

by The_moose June 22, 2015

anal weed

This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.

Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022

weed debt

the debt you accumulate from borrowing money off your other stoner friends to smoke weed that you canny afford

Friend: "Do you wanna go Nando's?"
Me: I really shouldn't go considering my current substantial weed debt ."

Friend: "Oh go on, just for a cheeky one"

Me: "ok "

by snoopdog97 December 11, 2017