One-Timer

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid

Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.

by CrazyBoyUrban April 5, 2020

One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.

Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”

by dirtshirty May 5, 2024

one and a wakey

A Canadian Forces term to describe how many days left until one’s deployment, leave, or promotion.

“Hey Warrant, how many more days until you are off on leave with your family?” “ One and a Wakey ma’am.”

by CameraQueen December 15, 2023

this one is for the boys with the booming system

A lyric thats from nicki minaj super bass

This one is for the boys with the booming system top down ac with the cooling system when he come up in the club he be blazing up got stacks on his deck like he saving up

by Yaz_123Kajuík October 28, 2023

One direction

One direction is one of the best boy band ever they were formed on the 23rd of July 2010 on a tv show called the X factor. The band is formed by Harry Styles Niall Horan Liam Payne Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik. The band took a break in 2016 for 18 months but still haven’t come back. There fandom is called directioners and currently the boys have there own solo careers.

Person: one direction is never coming back together

Directioner: Say that again and I will slap you accross the far like Louis did to Niall

by Directioner 💚🤍🧡💙💚💛💞💞💞💞 May 7, 2020

Mark I (Mark One)

The first in a series.

I saw that with my own Mark I (Mark One) eyeballs.

by Proof_positive August 22, 2011

one

goodbye to someone in which you mean to say, 2 people becoming 1.

see you later baby, one!

by Shanikama December 28, 2005