i slapped your fish

I SLAPPED YOUR FISH means when someone slapped your fish. It's used in a funny way and people that try to use it seriously, well, won't be taken seriously. Its something that funny people would personally like to name themselves on a game that you can name yourself.

My friend's name on Big Brother: I SLAPPED YOUR FISH
My sister: NO!! DONT SLAP MY FISH!!!!!
My Friend: TO LATE (yes she DID put "To" instead of "Too")
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*a few minutes later*
*my friend goes up to my sister*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST BOUGHT A NEW FISH!!!
My name: IM A DUCKING CAT BRU
Me: *EATS FISH*
My Friend: *SLAPS FISH*
My Sister: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by CatDog IM A DUCKING CAT BRU June 23, 2017

I wish that was Justin Bieber

A comment often posted by Justin Bieber haters on YouTube videos that feature someone getting badly hurt. These comments often get a lot of thumbs-ups, and are usually posted by the more "angry" breed of haters.

Random Justin Bieber Hater: *watches video of someone getting run over by a speeding car, and then getting run over by another one* "Man, I wish that was Justin Bieber"

by JustinBieberHater82189339 January 3, 2012

This is America, I killed the buffalo!

Thought up by Kevin Williamson, it is something to be said when one is insulted. Commonly followed by a return insult.

Sam: "Your a stupid dumbass."
Kevin: "This is America, I killed the buffalo!"

Kevin: "I don't need to take your shit."

by buffalo999 March 4, 2011

i thought you knew that

when somebody discovers something shocking about you, this is the perfect thing to say.

roomate: dude did u kiss a dude at that party last night?
me: yeah im bisexual i thought you knew that.

me: *snort* *snort* oh yeah this is the freakin stuff!
roomate: ALLAN are you snorting DRUGS? WTFs WRONG WITH YOU?
me: oh yeah i do cocaine i thought you knew that man.

me: hey dude
roomate: allan you're a sexually confused dope addict i want you OUTTA HERE ASAP!!
me: wtf i thought you understood me!
roomate: hmmm... yeah im a republican i thought you knew that *snicker snicker*!
me: FUCK YOU JACKASS!!!

by Allanator July 11, 2011

I want 2 die

when you want to kys

shoutout to cush bob gor and gibgab dibdab

Emo MySpace kid: I want to kms
Authentic African- American: Real nigga only hours
Emo MySpace kid: I want 2 die
Authentic African- American: smash dat fuckn like button 😂👌💯

by PeepingJayZ April 18, 2018

i don' t plan to

if you don't plan to, then why are you planning?

I don' t plan to go to you'r birthday party! YA GAY!

by UR GAY January 28, 2019

I want a real man

What skanks say when thy want a man to financially support them because they don’t have the desire to seek gainful employment. Often they don’t possess the skills or work ethic to hold down a job, but mostly it’s because they are resorting to their skank roots and offering sexual favors in exchange for support because it’s the only thing they know. Often the sexual favors traded are of low quality and most men with the means to support themselves and a female companion will instead find a trophy wife.

Girl A: I am sick of these boys. I want a real man.

Girl B: Me too, I want a man that loves all 300 pounds of me.

by CDC REFUGE September 18, 2018