MW3 shotguns

" STOP USING F****** SHOTGUNS IT'S LIKE YOU PAID FOR THE $70 VERSION OF COOKIE CLICKER CLICK CLICK CLICK LIKE HOW DOWN BAD ARE YOU FOR KILLS YOU UNSKILLED FELINE LIKE LISTEN YOU GET A FREE PASS IF YOU'RE GRINDING CAMOS THAT'S DIFFERENT BUT SO F****** HELP ME IF I SEE SOMEONE USING A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN WITH ORION MASTERY CAMO I AM GOING TO ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS AND EVERY SINGLE F****** INFINITY STONE TO SUPERCHARGE MY ORGANS AND BECOME A LITERAL FLYING GOD JUST SO I CAN PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND VAPOURIZE YOU WITH MY HAND LAZERS AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS AAAAAAAH"
quote from theslimeninja2839

I F****** HATE MW3 SHOTGUNS

by LIME_kayton December 8, 2023

The Shotgun

A technique to get laid. In a social situation, ask every girl at the function to have sex as the opener to the conversation. When they say no, immediately go to the next one.

It is called "The Shotgun" because if you try it at work, you will probably get "fired." You can be fired more than once. I have been fired many times in this way.

Brad: "Dude I can't get any pussy"
Chad: "Have you tried The Shotgun?"
Brad: "I've tried it many times, but it only works with the hoes at FSU in Tallahassee, FL"

by professional shoota man May 11, 2024

shotgun

an object that appears right in front of me when I see happy couples on TikTok

*happy couple sharing their experience*

(comment section)
"how the shotgun just appeared next to me 🥰🥰🥰 "

by ThoughtsInThots July 13, 2023

shotgun squad

The most legendary drinking team on planet earth.

I wish I could drink beer like the Shotgun Squad.

by Frollet742 February 23, 2021

Shotgunning

Shotgunning is a means of consuming a beverage, particularly beer, very quickly by punching a hole in the side of the can, near the bottom, placing the mouth over the hole, and pulling the tab to open the top.

I saw this video of a girl who looked like you shotgunning a beer.

by Yagirlkween October 29, 2018

Shotgun Humor

A type of humor system that hits close to home, very quickly, and meant to catch you off guard, alike to a shotgun pass in football. Oh, yeah it’s also based purely around shotguns, Alabama, or fucking some gay whore named Dunkirk

What type of humor was being told up there? Why, Shotgun humor of course!

by Jackinator84 October 28, 2023

Shotgun

the America defense. that people use when someone that owns one sees someone they fucking despise

Dude who owns shotgun: GET THE FUCK OF MY LAWN *shotgun sfx*

by cheeseburger man with fries June 12, 2025