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I’m Having a stroke please call someone

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David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 6, 2022
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jerk off in someone

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.
by Eggg1031 April 1, 2024
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To “turn” someone

The act of covering up the fact that you are going to burn someone by changing the word.
Rayne says : “We are going to “turn” someone into a better person if they don’t stop being creepy
by Lucinda is Lit December 31, 2020
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Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?
by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024
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marshmallow name for someone

Marshmallow sweet cheeky and always there for you, if you’re upset she will be there by your side making sure that not a single tear drop hits the ground!

Loyal and smart ,kind at heart and always only 2 steps behind you like a shadow.
She normally gets everything she wants cos she’s such a good girl .
Always right there when you walk thru the door to greet you with a little treat wiggling her bum shuffling her feet. Smiling from ear to ear to see you again nothing beats how she makes you feel when you see her again.
Dont be fooled by her pretty face and gentle nature though , rub her the wrong way and suffer the consequences hurt the people she loves and you will face the wrath of marshmallow!
Overall she is a perfect friend in every way , nothing can even come close to the bond you share , she might not speak to you for a day or two if u really piss her off but you both know the reason why and she’s usually not the one in the wrong and once you apologise it’s like nothing ever happened at all she back to being your trusty side kick right by your side every step of the way.

Marshmallow she might be soft and squishy , but don’t think her bark is worse than her bite or you might find out for real!!
Marshmallow name for someone loyal : Everyone needs a marshmallow in their life!! Who doesn’t love marshmallows!!
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Buffing Someones Weasel

This sentence refers to wanting to penetrate (buffing) someone's Weasel (a persons anus or vagina), usually used in very intimate moments.
I'd love to buff that Weasel, sir!

That guy was Buffing Someones Weasel yesterday morning, then he took his fish for a feet walk.
by Walt.Jr December 8, 2024
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to out someone

to out someone is when you tell other people what someone's sexual orientation or gender identification is without their consent.
To Out Someone
person 1: Gregs gay.
person 2: he could have told me himself you prick.
by cantbehelped February 9, 2020
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