pig penis

you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary

go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Crockly Pig

Another word for woodlouse.

Oh no there’s a ‘Crockly Pig’ on the carpet. Get it out!!!

by emilykatewords February 3, 2019

Pig Pox

another term for the Swine flu or h1n1 virus

Hey, you got Pig Pox?

by MaddCadder November 5, 2009

Cheese pig

An overweight woman who suffers from portion control and refuses to exercise.

Look at that fucking cheese pig. She just doesn’t care about her weight.

by Cheezeepouffs August 29, 2019

schmoo pig

A schmoo pig is a cute little animal that occasionally grunts like a pig when playing or eating

Aw look at the little schmoo pig eating

by Serendipityheart37 February 29, 2016

Pig Horn

To Pig Horn is the act of ramming the index and middle finger knuckle deep into each nostril with an upward motion, making the nose appear like a snout. This is most often done in a attempt to stop your partner snoring. Throughout history it has been used in different ways from street fighting, to wrestling and now to stop snoring.

If she doesn't stop snoring I'm gonna Pig Horn the bitch!

by Iglet the Fucktard August 23, 2019

Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things

"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"

by Thelunersun April 25, 2023