pee hole

one round hooe, at the base of the sycamore tree. Enetr if 7you dare, and leave yopur pee. Sneak if you8 can, and try to n hide, because tghe keeper of the pee hole is not kind. Th etickles will grab you with ferocity, and eventually you will become the tree. You dont want that do yiy? being the pee hole tree? would you enjoy thta? treat others how you8 want to0 be treated.

-Queen Elizabeth II, 2022

"dannm shawty i love gouing to the pee hole, we can gggle alll;l;lllll day mommy., let me suckle at your teet. Please i crave the milk of your teet, please im dying lert me suck on that oomfious titty."

by Farth!!! May 31, 2022

pee connection

It happens when you pee an already peed and not flushed toilet or urinal. You have a connection with the previous pee and yours.

I did not want to have that our regular pee connection with David because these days he is acting weird so i flushed.

by ohyeahdontstop October 22, 2012

rest in pee

What you say when a goldfish dies and you flush it down the toilet. Abbreviated RIP.

My goldfish died and I flushed him down the toilet this morning, RIP (that means rest in pee).

by awmm October 5, 2020

Wee pee

Desperately needing the toilet for a pee, but when you get there only little droplets or a small wee comes out, not satisfying your need to pee.

person 1: Did you enjoy your pee?
Person 2: no I still need one, I only had a wee pee.

by PhyscoKaylz May 21, 2016

pee legs

When someone (usually a dude) is peeing and some of the pee splashes off of the toilet bowl onto the person's legs.

"Oh man, I totally got pee legs. I guess I'll just wipe them down on my roommate's towel.

by Tetraaaaaad August 25, 2010

pee balloon

Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon

Everyone is out on Friday night so I’m going to do a pee balloon in the shower

by Chopper MK 50 June 19, 2021

Homo Pee

The act of peeing while upside down and gurgling water, both at the same time. An extremely difficult task which can only be performed by the expert.

Drew: Hey
Marcus: Hey what's up?
Drew: Nothing much, I'm just busy
Marcus: With what?
Drew: Homo peeing....
Marcus: Oh, Lemme try!

by Something Forgotten February 26, 2009