"I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a valentine for linus for SHIT. How am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?"
by Bundlez April 13, 2008
by Aidan Mackeefer March 31, 2004
A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.
by little_bit_of_red September 11, 2009
A sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. The other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner's face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. Instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.
This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.
This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.
by Ohio Theorist November 15, 2009
Derived from the bo selecta skit , when sum1 has a particularly smelly fart
(imagine the smell of crab paste)
(imagine the smell of crab paste)
by Anal Ainzworth October 02, 2008
by Rello84 September 19, 2011
"Like a crab at Mardi Gras" - a delightful expression portraying someone who fully embraces the spirit of joy and celebration, just like a carefree crab reveling in the festivities of Mardi Gras. This person radiates an infectious enthusiasm, dancing and mingling with uninhibited glee, adding an extra dash of whimsy to any gathering. Their exuberance is as vibrant as the flamboyant costumes and lively music, spreading laughter and creating memorable moments wherever they go. Their presence is a reminder to embrace life's festivities with a pinch of humor and a whole lot of fun.
We partied like crabs at Mardi Gras this weekend.
I got a new mattress, I'm going to sleep like a crab at Mardi Gras.
I got a new mattress, I'm going to sleep like a crab at Mardi Gras.
by CrabPatty June 08, 2023