name definitions

if i see another another name definition on here i am literally going to explode

troll that writes name definitions: billyshrub is the kindest person you'll ever meet. he is super cool and-
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP

by billyshrub July 6, 2023

Definition

What this is, the noun of "define"

Bob: I made a definition on urban dictionary!

Bob: Wait hold on, forgot to take my schizophrenia pills.

Bob: Yeah, I shouldn't, what's the point of them anyway, I think they cause my schizophrenia! Thanks dave!

by the worst guy ever September 4, 2023

Definition shitter

when your brain shits definitions so fucking hard it's insane

I am an example of a Definition shitter

by raybeez March 14, 2022

Definition

I'm mean you hear this motherfucker saying that if "you listen deeply enough you can hear the voice of God," That's still just YOU. You projecting yourself onto the book. Your will.

Hym "You want to know Jordan Peterson's real and secret definition of psychopath? It's the man who does not fear God. Loser? Anyone who won't dance for the creature's amusement. Coward? Anyone who won't let God punish them. He doesn't actually care whether or not God is ontologically real. He believes that all people need to be subordinate to some "higher-order abstraction", Adam. God is just a euphemism to him. So, "the collective good" or "humanity". And he's perfectly willing to speak for it. And anyone who ISN'T subordinate to said "higher-order abstraction" IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED. It's just implicit theocracy. And I know what you're thinking. "BUT I'M AN ATHEIST!" But do you believe in some sort of greater good? That's the SAME THING TO HIM. 'God' isn't 'God' to Jordan Peterson. God is whatever he needs it to be to justify doing whatever he wants."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Words and more

Just Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities. Ok

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by El Pseudonymio July 31, 2025

the most disliked definition

please dislike this, i wanna be the most disliked

-hey, can you make this the most disliked definition?
-sure

by bwompoglompo May 27, 2024

Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

When urban dictionary rights rules

Person 1: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Person 2: what the fuc-

by I need e kittens March 16, 2023