New Romney

Small town in Kent that mainly consists of miserable old cunts, crackheads, weed-smoking kids and the odd homeless fella sat at Sainsbury's.

Person 1: Where you going later?
Person 2: New romney mate.

Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!

by Martin Sweeney November 18, 2018

new dat

A "new dat" is a person that jumped on the new orleans saints bandwagon in the year of 2009 - 2010. Some one you cant even name 5 players but say there a fan.

He isnt a fan, hes a new dat

by cowied February 15, 2010

New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.

Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes

by stesaf June 28, 2022

Bood News

When boobs aren't as fantastic in the flesh as they look beneath clothes.

See: Bad News

Me: "Whoa, check out the boobs on her! I'm in love!"

Mate: "Dude, she's bood news."

Me: "Nooooooooo..!"

by KDTC September 29, 2015

Fawkes News

Fox News is a treasonous coup-plotting “news" network dedicated to overthrowing the democratically elected government of the United States

On January 6th, Fawkes News seditiously encouraged its guys to plant doody-bombs in the halls of Congress

by Goofball2020 January 30, 2022

Bad News

City of Evansville, Indiana and/or all of Southern Indiana. This area is often called the meth capital and has been referred as Bad News by Northern Indiana press and politicians.

Where are you going?

Down to Bad News.

by CurtisNewburgh March 6, 2015

New Yorked

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.

Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.

by utah June 2, 2015