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A Murder in The Ass

A massive headache or real pain in general. Something ultra annoying to deal with altogether.
I tried opening a new bank account yesterday at Wells Fargo. Wells Fargo is a murder in the ass. They constantly lock my account if I get my password wrong more than twice and I can’t fix it until I call or go into one of there branches.
by OrangeCandyBar April 26, 2022
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Murder

It goes along with the sex definition for Kill. It is a lovely feeling that you get only once or twice at least in a lifetime. The sex can not be any better with any one in Earth but with you. Never wanting to leave for life.
"I want to murder you"...means "I want to marry you"...
by Shay-bae-bae February 9, 2023
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murder gun

Any firearm created with the specific purpose of harming human beings.
"If anybody steps on my property, I am obliged to shoot them with my murder gun because I imagine they intend to kill me no matter what they say or do," said Billy Joe Bob Ledbetter.
by Charles Dunbar December 19, 2012
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Murder

How to tell ur best friend u want to murder her. Like omg stop sending me to the wrong media class like get a grip or ima spin kick u to next tuesday
Ima murder your pet potato them u

U bum hole
by Bumholey bo September 18, 2020
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Murder

I'm not making a moral argument either so whether or not it's 'wrong' is irrelevant. Now that I think about it, I'm essentially arguing the ethics of being Freddie Kreuger.
Hym "That isn't the argument shit-brain. The argument is that it's ethical to murder your kids. Freddie Krueger is unjustly killed under false pretenses. At the moment of his death, his choices are A. Die an unjust death and allow the people who killed you to get away with it or B. Become a dream spector and murder their kids. It is ethical to choose B. He ought to do it. Whether or not it's moral is irrelevant. Therefore, you deserve to have yours kids murdered for this. And ideally, they have been."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2024
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Witness a murder

You watching someone get killed from a distance
Yooo , I just witness a murder im shaking really bad
by z12fruadin December 29, 2024
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Murder

Murder is Murder
I want to murder....you are a kill.
by Shay-bae-bae February 9, 2023
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