Tory ball licker

A liberal democrat

Clegg, you tory ball licker

by betrayed voter November 18, 2010

dirty dick licker

some one who is a worthless scumbag.

Fred don't help out becuase he's a dirty dicl licker.

by jon jonz February 25, 2004

stamp licker

a mentally handicapped person

that stamp lickers tongue hangs so far outta his mouth he should get a job outside the post office.

by the colonel December 06, 2003

Jesus Mother Licker

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.

"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

by sucker CMC and Ray December 15, 2009

carpet licker

“Carpet Licker”, an individual that performs anal sex on another individual, commonly referred to as a "RimJob"

'Can I lick your carpet Jake?’ asked Figgles.

"Carpet Licker"

by SamTheWiseOne September 03, 2007

poo-licker

person who consents to being defecated on and the eats the fecal matter.

Shut it, you poo-licker

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

Stamp licker

A medical condition (usually self inflicted or self induced) resulting in a patient vegetative state where the tongue hangs out of mouth and drools constantly.

Doofus stopped taking his blood pressure medicine and had a major stroke causing him to be a stamp licker now.

Ditzy was texting and driving when she wrecked her car and was thrown through the windshield. Now she's nothing but a stamp licker

by jlt,RN April 06, 2017