juan mares

cool,funny,loyal,

bitch ass Mexican who be at pfs

juan mares is my best friend

by eskitettttttt December 1, 2017

Juan Tomas

He is one of a kind. You will never find another like this Juan. They usually tend to be mean but have a kind heart. Very romantic and full fight anything just to be with you. Juan Tomas knows how to treat a girl right.

I love you Juan Tomas <3

Juan Tomas is so romantic!

by KingKindTS November 24, 2021

Juan

A cool and drunk and beautiful Mexican man

Hey vlad just don’t be a Juan

by Juan Untila November 2, 2018

Juan Noodle

The act of one man having sex with multiple women at the same time.

He is so lucky, he pulled a Juan Noodle with those five chicks!

by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023

Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."

Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!

by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024

Juan January

A holiday in January where people across the land celebrate the legendary horse on the balcony, Juan.

“Have you heard it’s Juan January?”

by Richard ‘Dick’ N. N. N. Lord November 2, 2020

Juan

A kid that won’t shut up about how Super smash Bro Melee is the best in the series, always asks what your stats are in video games, won’t shut up about competitive video game play.

OH MY GOD JUAN I DONT CARE ABOUT THE BEST STRATEGY IN A CHILDREN'S GAME!!!

by Noah Da Person October 28, 2019