redneck dutch oven

When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out

Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven

by Indabutt June 10, 2024

Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

by Elliottestarryeyes February 9, 2017

Dick in a oven

Putting dick in girl and leaving it there

wanna start a dick in a oven? im cold.

by Roxxaro June 10, 2019

icy oven

When the oven gets frozen even though it's so hot

"How did the Pizza freeze?"
"Ummm...."
"What?"
"We had an icy oven!"

by Princess Karen January 18, 2022

Ovenated

When you throw something into an oven and its cooked (that's lame) and when you take it out that means the item is now ovenated

The fork I put in the oven became ovenated when I took it out.

by AsophagusDometricusMan July 14, 2025

oven

A place where children are born.

Ayo! I just walked into the oven where i was born!

by summer - oven cooker February 23, 2021

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024