Dumb Chain

When someone says something dumb and someone responds to that, it makes the response or any argument surrounding it automatically dumb.
EXCEPTION: If the response is saying that the previous statement was dumb or lame in anyway it is not part of the dumb chain

Frank- "(Says something dumb)"
John- "(replies to the dumbness)"
DUMB CHAIN

Exception:

Frank- "(Says something dumb)"
John- "That's so dumb"
NO DUMB CHAIN

by ahugeworld May 11, 2014

Chain p9

It is a group sex act where everyone is performing oral on one another in a continuos chain. It can also be referred to as chain 69 (69 doesn't make a chain though). The anatomy lines up if you p9 in a chain.

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Let's all chain p9 each other.

by Dick bomb July 29, 2014

Log Chain

A man with unprecedented penis size. Originally coined by Orange Daddy.

"Orange Daddy whipped out the Log Chain"

by JasonAldong September 2, 2014

pulling the chain

Jerking a man from behind while he is on all fours and your standing behind him

Girlfriend, I was pulling the chain like I was trying to start a lawnmower 😄

by @ladynewport December 23, 2014

Chinese chain reaction

When three or more Asian drivers rear-end each other in a domino-effect fashion, potentially resulting in multiple accidents, multiple traffic tickets, and a major traffic holdup.

When I was driving home from work and passed by an Asian neighborhood, I got caught in a Chinese chain reaction, and the front and rear chassis of my car got totaled.

by Terminus_Est May 1, 2015

Cheat Chain

Refers to the sequential order of unfaithfful sexual liaisons shared by multiple partners. Although only one or two individuals may be aware of other specific individuals in the chain, there are theoretically an infinite number of partners in the chain.

"Tania is totally down with a no-strings attached while her husband is out of town and I've wanted to fuck her since she moved in next door."

"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."

"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."

by Drunken Horde August 1, 2016

Puts the crazy on the chain wax

When something is really nuts and it's hard to explain.

Bruh, stop eating your boogers, it puts the crazy on the chain wax.

by DandyDeluxe December 12, 2016