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The Wilted Horn

To be deprived of energy or vigour yet still desirous of sexual activity, while simultaneously finding everything in the room outlandishly attractive.

This phenomenon typically occurs when recovering from a particularly heavy one the night before.

Not too dissimilar to the Hangover Horn, this affliction is traditionally unique to the male of the species.

Cure: The only known cure to this ailment is to place said ‘horn’ somewhere ‘warm’ (avoid microwaves and toasters).
“Man, I’ve got the wilted horn something awful today”

“I cannot concentrate due to the intense wilted horn I’m currently experiencing”

“I’m wilting”
by I Zigger I September 19, 2013
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Horn

a horn is a alpha male, commonly used amongst friends
Calling someone a horn, refers to calling someone a alpha male originally derived from the animal a bull
by Angus Hamilton June 8, 2023
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Fog Horn

A derogatory term used to describe a loud British person.
*British person being loud*
Non-British person: "Shut the fuck up Fog Horn!"
by He8i3 May 4, 2022
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my horn can pierce the sky

Princess Unicorn's catchphrase
Season: 5 Episode:11
This year its a doll-half girl half unicorn. Catchphrase:my horn can pierce the sky
by Muse terrt November 6, 2020
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Horns & Feathers

A ridiculously delicious drink consisting of an extra large cup of Grey Goose vodka (Feathers) on the rocks with a "splash" of
Red Bull (Horns)---just for color.
People have been known to blackout and miss work after too many Horns & Feathers.

On rare occasions, people have been known to perform "puke angels" after copious amounts of Horns & Feathers
by danimal99 July 20, 2010
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horn beard

when ur beard gets horny and starts coppin og blowjs and yingering a butthole
oh shit did u guys see beard horn that grenade? he horn bearded the shit out of her
by Ieata$$ October 14, 2018
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Horn

Hey bro that Horn was seared to perfection!!!
by Jiffyboi_fool June 23, 2020
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