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Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
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West chicago

Safe not dangerous town full of Mexicans boring really boring nothing to do also known as west cheesy n idk what else yall good luck if you come🙏🏽🙏🏽
“U ready to go to west cheesy
“Yh Lol”
“Bsmla”
“Why west Chicago
“Bc like it small”
by Alicruz May 26, 2024
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Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023
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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
by chigman452 September 30, 2022
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chicago meatdown

An act of beating someone down with your penis.
I just gave my mom a Chicago meatdown
by 1234bobbyyyy June 2, 2016
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Chicago Plague

The deathly illness that impacted 3 quarters of the cast of Chicago: Teen Edition.
Jarrett is sick, he caught the Chicago Plague
by tankert December 12, 2022
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Chicago Bob

THE PRIMAL ACT OF TAKING A WOMAN FROM BEHIND WHILST HER HEAD IS IN THE TOILET
Girl, I love smelling shit while getting raw dogged! He gave me a real chicago bob!
by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024
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