wet brick

A thing, person, or situation which is completely useless or pointless; the epitome of uselessness.

That guy is about as photogenic as a wet brick.

Sarah dances like a wet brick.

by Alexandre Campeau September 1, 2008

Brick Check

The impromptu act of checking if your companions are currently erect. This term is used in a multitude of situations that would cause a male to be aroused and erect in result, in turn causing embarrassment.

Yoooo dude, you've been staring at Mrs.Incredible really weird the entire movie! Brick check right now!

by Squatchums February 4, 2022

Rooster Brick

An asshole who spends every waking moment of their time preventing others from engaging in the act of sexual intercourse!

see cockblock

That fuckin' Rooster brick busted in the room again, pissed my girlfriend off, so I'm jacking off once again!

by demon291000 December 23, 2010

beef brick

A very thick square piece of beef With cheese and bacon stuffed inside.

I'm definitely in the mood for beef bricks right now like, bruh.

by LoudenDaGreat January 4, 2017

Hot Brick

When you accidentally send or receive a neurotic or sexual photo to, or from a relative.

"Did you hear about Jason last week?"

"No."
"He totally got Hot Bricked by his sister!"
"Oh s*%#!"

by trixisforkids3 April 21, 2018

Cunt brick

Kyle Maher

He’s such a manipulative cunt brick

by Beetle juice ;) April 21, 2019

chip the brick

Chip a brick of marijuana to make dat money

all I do is chip the brick to make a living

by Pedglo May 1, 2016