wet brick

A thing, person, or situation which is completely useless or pointless; the epitome of uselessness.

That guy is about as photogenic as a wet brick.

Sarah dances like a wet brick.

by Alexandre Campeau September 1, 2008

Certified Brick

A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".

A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.

Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"

by Zypha The Creator May 8, 2021

Dick Bricking

An action performed on someone so inconsolably stupid that you need to let them know the amount of their stupidity, in the most informal and direct way. Take a dick pic, print it, tape it to a brick, then whack the aforementioned stupid person upside the head.

"Wow, Mark really deserves a good Dick Bricking"

by Qby42 September 13, 2016

brick bandits

brick bandits are feared by the people of criminality, the brick bandits consist of stikiman, goggles, nezzy and brick the bandits kill everyone that get in there way, the people of crim have nightmares and wake in distress, everybody leaves the server at the arrival brick bandits because they rampage through everyone and leave nothing but a bloody trail behind.

fear the brick bandits

by marcus o conner July 4, 2023

Cunt brick

Kyle Maher

He’s such a manipulative cunt brick

by Beetle juice ;) April 21, 2019

Brick flirting

To look at the wall rather than the person you are with, because you are shy, nervous or a bit embarrassed.

I went out with Angie last night, she was doing so much brick flirting it was unreal!

by Ding Dang Do March 6, 2011

brick tac

The kind of poops that are tiny and multiple, therefore resembling the famous breath mint, Tic Tac

"Who left brick tacs in my toilet?"
"Yo, sorry, man, Kevin had somewhere to be and didn't flush"

by Venderez July 4, 2016