Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017

Ceez The Bowling Machine

Cesar Del Rosario is the Bowling Machine

Cesar Del Rosario is incredible and Bowling one might say he’s Ceez The bowling Machine

by Geez Machine June 24, 2021

T word bowling

T word bowling is the type of bowling for people who need sugar friends to buys merch

She’s so in love with maya hawke she’ll send face pics for money? Such a t word bowling

by Big T word August 19, 2022

Big 20 Bowling

Candlepin bowling...

Dad: lets go bowling
Son: i love candlepin bowling
Dad: ?
Son: its big 20 bowling
Dad: ok lets go
*drives to candlepin bowling*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 4, 2023

boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024

The dirty bowling ball

When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.

I gave my wife the dirty bowling ball and nearly took out the the dog.

by Cal410 February 12, 2024

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025