collapsed asshole

An asshole who is so into himself that no empathy can escape his douchemosphere

Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.

by SirJekyllStrike August 4, 2015

Mega-asshole

One who is not just an asshole, but a MEGA-asshole.

Man, he is being such a mega-asshole about this.

by ^_~ November 22, 2004

instant asshole

A vodka redbull.

Frat boy to waitress:
I'd like 3 redbull vodkas.

Waitress to bartender:
3 instant assholes please.

by ahonakibs December 27, 2010

loose asshole

A butthole that has been penetrated by a overly pompous wanker

Jill had been anally fucked too many times, therefore she has a loose asshole

by Opissermcwanker November 2, 2013

Asshole Jack

A theatre kid. Most likely gay. Likes to compliment himself up while putting down others. Steals phrases from other people. Also ditches friends to go see movies by himself. However is still loved for their amazing talent.

Wow! i'm really talented! I'm like an Asshole Jack!

by ohhotdamn2 December 24, 2010

asshole dentata

An asshole that has sharp teeth in it that will bite off cocks.

Fuck dude I tried to fuck Beth in the butt last night and her asshole dentata bit my dick off

by Jacobithador June 15, 2008

Asshole Of The Week

An award that goes to the person who was the biggest asshole of the current week. Most likely the winner does something noteworthy of being an asshole.

Matt won asshole of the week for pissing drunk in the living room.

by ardysamburger January 27, 2011