Hayden is a little gay boy wearing a pink tutu when mom leaves to get groceries. He is in love with Abraham and Carlos, and they frequently have threesomes. Also, typically skinny with no meat. He has a big nose, but doesn't fit the stereotype you're thinking of.
"OMG IT'S HAYDENNNNNNN" -Abraham *runs up to him and starts making out and humping each other while Carlos watches*
by lafoughtlout October 17, 2022
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by Garden gnome Richard January 28, 2025
Hayden is the meaning of a Fortnite bot
by YT_CLAPY GAMES May 27, 2020
Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
by zandet October 17, 2024
by BigDenerG November 05, 2023