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Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.
Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.
by Moist J October 6, 2018
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Jonathan West

That one violin kid who always plays at school
Oh look, Jonathan West is playing his violin.
by Funnyslutty August 29, 2022
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Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you
Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public
by Yos.com January 15, 2019
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jonathan

he is really gay and has a little dick and a guy that fucks his own sister and a guy that cant get women
Jonathan is likes men
by Joshua pualter March 1, 2018
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Jonathan Appreciation Day

Definition:
A special holiday celebrated on June 3rd each year, dedicated to recognizing and appreciating all the Jonathans in the world for being the absolute best. On this day, friends, family, and colleagues take time to show extra love and gratitude to anyone named Jonathan for their kindness, humor, and all-around awesomeness.

Origin:
First celebrated by a group of friends who realized their buddy Jonathan was simply the best, this day quickly spread through social media and became a beloved annual event.
"Hey, don't forget it's Jonathan Appreciation Day! Make sure to send a shoutout to Jonathan for being the best!"
by ezpzlemonsquzy June 3, 2024
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Jonathan

Damn that’s a Jonathan
by Hi are you good September 13, 2020
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I, Jonathan Josephu Estrada, From Manhattan, Objectify, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak, Way Too Much
I, Jonathan Josephu Estrada, From Manhattan, Objectify, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak, Way Too Much
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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