Zero

A song by The Smashing Pumpkins which has the best guitar solo played by a piano.

Zero is the best song in the Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness album.

by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022

Zero

Foam numbers that we cut up.
Called "Zeros" because the first foam number ever found was, in fact, a 0.

guy 1: hey dude, wanna cut up some Zeros with me?
guy 2: yeah sure

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Sparking Zero

When you try to flirt with someone using your smoothest line, only for them to look at you like you just asked them for spare change. The romantic equivalent of lighting a match in the rain.

“Bro, I tried to tell her she was the peanut butter to my jelly… she hit me with ‘I’m allergic to peanuts.’ Straight up sparking zero.”

by ReluctantRonin September 21, 2025

Zero

The Mark I got on my IQ Test

Wow, you really have zero taste in music, and that’s the mark you got on your IQ Test, Right?

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Cambodian double-zero

When someone is giving two male partners a handy while on either side of them, one in each hand that is making the "zero" gesture, while kneeling.

Dang, did that chick on Jeopardy just display the Cambodian double-zero?

by MagicMack February 7, 2024

Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Zero

The amount of bitches the reader gets

"you get ZERO bitches"

by SEMEN-GUZZLER April 5, 2022