Liquor Wizard

One who makes alochol taste like food.

Sean is a liquor wizard. He made Washington Apples!

Liquor Wizard by Ttale March 1, 2015

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Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

Beer Wizard by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

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soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.

"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.

soup wizard by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015

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flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

flaming wizard by gorillaorgasm July 30, 2016