Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".

"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."

by broooomswuad April 17, 2015

soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.

"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.

by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015

flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

by gorillaorgasm July 30, 2016

Stank Wizard

Noun- a hobo with a Gandalf-like beard, and a powerful curse-like odor.

I can still smell that Stank Wizard we met earlier.

by DildoFaggins July 2, 2016

Overall wizard

The act of doing every sex act known to man

We're getting the electric chair tommorrow, let's do the overall wizard.

by Penis619 September 3, 2016

vander wizard meme eyelid

An island owned by two meme lords and you must be initiated to enter

They own vander wizard meme eyelid! It's so fun there.

by Nae Cast March 2, 2017

Tupperware Wizard

A Plastics Engineering Major.

"UMass Lowell plastics majors are what some would call 'tupperware wizards'".

by LaTeXMaster October 23, 2017