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wayne shaff

A sexy person who has a great big dick and pleasures ladies
He is so Wayne Shaff
by Hdkrjncjfnojfg June 21, 2016
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Wayne

Wayne is always sleeping, he eats food all the time, has a funny laugh and is annoying, he has a good sense of humor and gets no bitches also hes annoying asf
person: OMG HES STILL SINGLE
: must be wayne
by zxhrarr February 28, 2022
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Jairo Wayne

He is someone that radiates energy that can make people happy.

He is also pathogenic in nature that infects peole with his smile.

He secretes toxins that can make people die with his charms.

He is a parasite.
Jairo Wayne, a parasitic organism called Ascaris lumbricoides.
by elevatedserotonin November 23, 2021
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Wayne's Loophole

When a pedo dates young adults with mental disabilities; someone attracted to the body of an adult but the mind of a child.
"Are you dating the new girl? She seems a little old for you; and isn't she gumpin it?
"Yeah, it's Wayne's Loophole!"
by Atlas Drugged April 9, 2025
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What a Wayne

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"I can't believe we have Mr. Smith for gym this year."

Yeah, what a Wayne man.
by StealthDontCare August 27, 2020
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Wayning around

Silently judging people with no teeth and your hands behind your back
Dude stop wayning around and get a broom
by Twistedrandom12 February 13, 2018
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Joshua Wayne

100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.

He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.

And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.

But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
Me: "I'm going to marry that man, Joshua Wayne, someday!"
by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 9, 2024
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