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nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.
I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.
by bluelagoon January 15, 2010
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Priority Nine

Another word for "top priority." Overrides all other tasks. Must be done immediately.
asdasdasd: Why is this not done? Get this done now! Priority nine!
ghjghjghj: Sorry boss, I'll get on it now!
by mr_onomatopoeia March 12, 2023
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Nine-Driving

When you and a sexual partner partake in the 69 position and take turns pile-driving each other repeatedly on the bed.
Guy1 : "Man my back hurts from last night."

Guy2 : "Why? What happened?"

Guy1 : "My girlfriend and I were Nine-Driving."

Guy2 : "Oh shit."
by Mike Tysons Lisp October 27, 2018
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eight eyed sixty nine

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas
patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine
by sack o' potatoes September 30, 2011
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Nine-Wilson

Nine-Wilson, Noun
A place to get drugs; especially Fentanyl within an urban setting or one commonly controlled by police.
Person A: Did you get anything from the Nine-Wilson today after school?
Person B: Yeah, I did actually. It was surprisingly cheap today!
by GaylebCumasi March 25, 2024
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