Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

third imposter

Ninja

Ninja is the third imposter.

Example: "It's Pokimane, and Valkyrae! 1 Million Percent!!" (Not Them) "Thanks for being the third imposter Ninja!"

by LAMOW October 23, 2020

quintuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and ten great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

quintuple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

third-cousin

1- Great-grandpibling's great-grandchild.
2- Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and two great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

Third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

james the third

James the third, a gentlemen so kind and precious I cannot decide how someone like him was procured in a womb of human species. He-Hes just so …. ineffable, (no thats doesnt mean un fuckable, i would totallt do James!) You have to uncover his layers like an onion…

P1: who the eff is that..
P2: thats…. james III (james the third)
P3: omg…. look at his ass!

by tooyoungtogetrailed September 27, 2023

Third Grade

The grade where school foes from fun to hell. Being one of two "upper grades" of elementary school along with fourth grade, teachers become more strict to their students.

Dad: How was Third Grade
Me: It was boring as fuck

by Tyler2003 September 28, 2020

third impact

When a man's balls slap the clitoris.

She thought she had to prevent Third Impact, but she was wrong.

by haruhi4113 May 5, 2021