shank fee

An unfair fee you're still going to pay for something because you need it.

That soda at a movie theater is like a shank fee.

You gotta pay the shank fee to drink that bottled water in this hotel room.

You want a Cigarette in this prison? Pay the shank fee.

by TheAlcazar February 15, 2014

Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

shank

Another name for a urinal.

As Armitage-Shanks is the largest urinal company in the UK, many people just call urinals 'shanks'.
This is the same sort of idea as calling all vacuum cleaners 'hoovers'.

Reading boy: "Mate, the shanks are bare dirt in there, enit?!"
Approximate translation: "Friend, the urinals are really dirty in there, did you happen to notice?!"

by ReadingMassive August 22, 2016

Shank

When you are shitting and wanking at the same time.

I feel like going for a shank.

by Jitler2 February 20, 2022

shank

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.

See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank

by GarryB March 22, 2017

shank

To succeed at something, eat something up, slay.

Girl, you shanked.

You are shanking in that dress right now.

That’s so shank.

by jessesgirl7 May 21, 2024

fed hair shanks

A character in one peice who is a fraud and a rat who tells to the gorosei

Person 1-i like shanks

Person-you mean fed hair shanks

by Jake102 September 5, 2023