Crim-shank

A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.

Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.

by LanuageGod April 21, 2019

shank

A shank is commonly known as a knife which can be of any size, design or metal. The word is used by mostly teenagers instead of using the word knife.

'touch my sister again an ill SHANK you blad'

by medz March 22, 2008

Shank

This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.

It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.

Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.

by Super Queef October 26, 2009

Shank

Any sweaty man who has black nails and a greasy trim,this look is achieved by not showering and being extra fruit with the boys

Yo Daniel did you see that shank coming to sell us lucos

by Shankintosh January 7, 2021

Shank

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time

''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''

by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack March 25, 2009

shank party

A group of more than 4 people, slapping each other with dicks

Man when i was walking from school, i saw a shank party so i started dipping

by diugh April 21, 2016

Shank

A man by the name of Macfrizz once quoted, “have fun doing a shit, don’t wank too. Hahaha call it a ‘Shank’.

Shank- the art of doing a shit and having a wank at the same time. Whether you wipe in between or for or after doesn’t matter you still had a shank. :(

“I’m going for a shank.” Oops that was meant for my dad.

by BallZac69 December 11, 2025