Minge

A horrible hairy smelly fishly unwashed for years vagina.

Someone that's called binge but has the qualifications to upgrade to Minge

Aka Minge says he works 80 hours a week for well above minimum wage to make 60k a year in a minimum wage no brain job... But he spends most his time playing games. How is this possible?

WHAT A LYING MINGE!!

by Uknightx June 15, 2021

minge

A car in pristine condition.

you've got a really clean minge.

by bhdrfgh November 16, 2021

big minge energy

A way to describe a woman who is typically uninhibited, butch, and tumultuous.

“Pat Butcher gives big minge energy!”

by AwesomeGuy898 February 8, 2025

Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.

Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!

by Ratskrad January 20, 2011

Ming scafidi

My squish squish

Ming Scafidi is mine :)

by Walle2001 November 22, 2021

Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life

I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself

by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022

Minge mess

Slang term for when a lady has unexpected discharge

Oh no dear, I have to visit the loo, I’ve made a frightening minge mess.

by anonymous November 8, 2020