"I can suck dick, i can blow dick, but i cant make a valentine for linus for SHIT. How am i supposed to get him to stick his left foot in my mouth, his right foot in my ass, and give me a Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich!?"
by Bundlez April 13, 2008
Get the Nicaraguan Crab Sandwichmug. A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.
by little_bit_of_red September 10, 2009
Get the baltimore crab cakemug. by Aidan Mackeefer March 30, 2004
Get the crab rangoonmug. A sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. The other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner's face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. Instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.
This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.
This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.
by Ohio Theorist November 14, 2009
Get the Canton Crab-walkmug. A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.
Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.
by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021
Get the Boston Crab Cakemug. by przldent October 14, 2018
Get the you have crabsmug. by Willgamer July 8, 2021
Get the crab rangoon (the food)mug.