Jason Bourne

Someone who gets really mad but can't fight for shit no matter how hard they try

" Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne"

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

Jason Cogburn

Greateslt,most awesome thing or action known to man. If your good to him he is great to you.

That knight he pulled a Jason Cogburn made that knight so Jason Cogburn!

by Jcogcc August 14, 2018

Jason Mirandes

Best Canadian squash player that ever lived. Idolized by many and considered a hero nationwide. Awesome hand eye coordination and superior racket skills. Definitely better than Roger Federer comparitively in tennis.

Wow, that Jason Mirandes really makes me want to play some squash.

by Pwest10 February 25, 2010

The Jason Terry

Sex position. While on a basketball court, one person is grabbed to the rim while the other is on the ground doing a blow job.

She was under the rim when Lebron came flying and exploded all over her face. She did the Jason Terry

by Johnsnow67 February 15, 2023

Jason Brown

A Jew I put in the oven for Hitlers birthday

We celebrated Jason Brown

by Jew slayer December 19, 2019

Jason Bourne

A spontaneous response that is yelled out after hearing the words "Jesus Christ".

First said by Craig Jeffers in the 2016 American film Jason Bourne.

"Jesus Christ"
"It's Jason Bourne!"

by Buel September 16, 2017

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017