by MasterData November 11, 2021
Get the Sloppy Shrimp mug.A word to describe a short hoe that always wears pink, also something that should be eaten immediately, if you know of a person that is a shrimp, EAT THEM TO PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY!
Other well known fact is that shrimps are usually teenage girls, or a gay boy that isn't noticed by any of their family so they take it out on their own friends and end up having none because they are GARBO!
Other well known fact is that shrimps are usually teenage girls, or a gay boy that isn't noticed by any of their family so they take it out on their own friends and end up having none because they are GARBO!
Example:
Maxine: YOU WERE TALKING TO BRITANY, WOAH SHE'S A TOTAL BITHCH!
Tiffany: Yeah, totally bitch, might as well call her a shrimp, she always wears pink....what a hoe!
Britany: YEAH? WELL IMMA GO FUCK MYSELF, AND TRY TO GET MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER MY NAME!! (runs to bathroom crying)
Maxine: YOU WERE TALKING TO BRITANY, WOAH SHE'S A TOTAL BITHCH!
Tiffany: Yeah, totally bitch, might as well call her a shrimp, she always wears pink....what a hoe!
Britany: YEAH? WELL IMMA GO FUCK MYSELF, AND TRY TO GET MY PARENTS TO REMEMBER MY NAME!! (runs to bathroom crying)
by Fudalbutts February 13, 2018
Get the Shrimp mug.What guy one cums in guy twos butt butt then guy three sucks it out and spits it into guy ones mouth and he spits it into guy twos mouth
by Yessem August 9, 2025
Get the Shrimping mug.Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.
Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."
by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021
Get the Jumbo Shrimp mug.The act of pleasuring oneself in the manor of “lobster cage”, but with one main variation; having a small penis.
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See definition: lobster cage
Linda: “Sorry, I’m late for dinner. It looks delicious!”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
Dave: “No worries, babe. Glad you could make it!”
*(Not) Dave bursts through door*
(Not) Dave: Cheating bitch! Look at him, yo. I bet he has to fuggin shrimp cage!”
Linda: “This is my brother...?”
by Not Dave. June 2, 2020
Get the shrimp cage mug.The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.
I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩
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