by Boujeebrokebitch September 17, 2018
Get the School mug.A hellhole winch is designed to kill all creativity and may also be used to turn us into mindless zombies to fight north Korea . You may also notice it looks like a fucking fedaral prison that's because it is why else would a fucking prison bus take us there every day. When will it ever help me to know the name of the damn shop owner whose fucking shop was destroyed in the civil war.
Me:teacher do you like my drawing
Teacher:fuck you detention fucking creativity is not damn allowed in school.
Teacher:fuck you detention fucking creativity is not damn allowed in school.
by This is my fucking name September 20, 2018
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School (noun) the place that serves prison food, looks like a prison, gives out prison labor (if that's a thing), holds criminals, thieves, and a few innocents, gives unnecessary work, looks like a prison, has a bad bathroom system, denies people rights, and lets a bell tell us what to do. Yet they say it isn't a prison. They're right, because prison would have better food.
School (noun) the place that serves prison food, looks like a prison, gives out prison labor (if that's a thing), holds criminals, thieves, and a few innocents, gives unnecessary work, looks like a prison, has a bad bathroom system, denies people rights, and lets a bell tell us what to do. Yet they say it isn't a prison. They're right, because prison would have better food.
Teacher: you need to learn division to paint a picture.
Me: yeah, sure.
Teacher: school and learning is fun!
Me: said no one, like, ever. The freakin' Wright brothers dropped out of high school and didn't even bother with college, and they invented the airplane!
Teacher: good point. You unleashed the truth that school has no purpose, DETENTION!
Me: yeah, sure.
Teacher: school and learning is fun!
Me: said no one, like, ever. The freakin' Wright brothers dropped out of high school and didn't even bother with college, and they invented the airplane!
Teacher: good point. You unleashed the truth that school has no purpose, DETENTION!
by Comedic_Failure. Me October 4, 2018
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Get the School mug.Fourteen year prison sentence. Hell, almost a life sentence. Hey its not all bad. A TWO DAY break from your prison and the longest youll ever get in all your fourteen years is SIX WEEKS. enjoy your life sentence. Love, the government.
by GHDmnespafro June 2, 2018
Get the School mug.Prison. Just. Prison. The only good thing about school is recess. And no. Not lunch. This is because if you buy lunch it tastes like shit. And to those who pack lunch: You must be a lucky kid.
Teacher: Time for school!
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!
2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!
2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!
2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!
2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...
by SchoolSuxBalls June 4, 2018
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